Somebody's getting married....

Ok...pop quiz...Where is the title from???? I want to tell you all about a good friend of mine. In the 6th grade I was forced to move to a new school and make all new friends. My frist friend, I think I met her in English class because we sat together or something, cant remember, so if you can...HELP ME OUT!!! Everyone called her STINKY. Why they called her stinky, I do not know, however there are many variations of the story. My personal favorite, thanks to Josh "Prison Bitch" Liebing, is that she used to stuff her bra with dirty gym socks. Mean, yes, funny, HELLA!!!! Anyway, my good friend, the first of many in fort plain, is AMANDA ERIN HAPONSKI. I love Amanda. She kicks ass. However, the bitch keeps moving to random states like Maine and OHIO!!!!!! Who the hell lives in OHIO ANYWAY!! Whatever, she sucks. She always was a wierdo. Now, my friend here has decided to go and get married on me. Very happy she finally settled down with someone who was not nasty ass like Mr. Pete "Run from the Army" Krug. This fine young man whom she is marrying, Mike "I can make that" Bagley, is a great cook (got any brothers? hahaha), a really freaking nice guy, and he actually likes her!!! I always wondered who the hell actually liked her besides me, but now I have found another crazy person. just kidding stinky pooh, I LOVE YOU!!!! Ok, so my friend is getting married and she picked out these really pretty dresses for her bridesmaids (yes I am one, shocking I know). I love them except...........THEY ARE RED!!! I HATE RED!!!!! Ok, done with that. And she has to go and get married in maine.....WHO GETS MARRIED IN MAINE!!!!!! PLUS...she is trying to hook me up with someone they describe as "a charging hippo"..LOVELY! Anyway, I just wanted to talk about my stinky, engaged, wierd ass state moving friend, Amanda. And with that, I leave you with something to ponder.....

"You should get married....Its really fun!" ~G.M.