Old Muppet Men?!?

Yeah, so I was sitting in the Library this morning minding my own business and doing my work. Donna (yes, my roommate) was sitting at another table and she looks at me and says, "We are going to be the old muppet men someday." Now this of course was after a brief conversation that I can not really remember but it was basically about relationships and how when you are in High school and you fall in love you think that that's the one and its perfect and then you grow up and realize that nothing works like that. Well anyway, it was decided that with our wonderful track records, we are going to wind up being the old man muppets that comment on everything. The scary thing is, she's probably right. And its not the first time that I personally have been referred to as a "commentator on life" (Thanks Ashleigh). So I was sitting there thinking about this theory of hers and I came to the realization that I am already an old man muppet. That is the saddest part of all. Now don't get me wrong, I love being a commentator on life and all, I just don't want to spend the rest of it single and living with Donna. I love her and all but she is lacking some key anatomy. Well, I just thought that this was a funny little thought and sadly a true theory as well. Ponder that theory and see how it might apply to your own life. I bet its not just me! Anyway, back to the Library to work my youth away. Hollerrrrrrrrr!!