Back in Black!

1 Year later and here I come to save the day!!!!!!!!!!!! Bro yelled at me for not writing in my blog...rock on! Here it is Danielson. I am writing. Just for you. Well, you and whoever else reads my sad little blog. So I havent got much to say, I am still in the exact same boat as a year ago. Still with that "cute boy" I met around this time last year. He is still with the army. In fact he is in Arizona for 6 months with the Army...what a freaking relationship, huh? Whatever. My life sucks and its a big old mess righ now but nobody needs to hear all about it. Just wanted to jot a quickie so that we remember that I am still alive and kickin!! Holler!!

Rock Lobster?

My brother is really really random. But he is pretty cool 98.6% of the time. What up bro!!! Anyway, its apparently been a month almost since I was here last. See, nothing to talk about. Pathetic. The Best is still in Australia. Having a good time and I am so happy for her. But I miss her. I need my twin back. In other news...STILL no job. People call and I decide its not right. Frickin idiot. The state of Alabama sent me an application and some company in Mass. called. Two options open. Excellent. Still have a few more up the sleeve. I no longer hang out alone constantly. I met a guy. Cute. Fun. We have a good time together. Of course, he is leaving for the army in a month. Boy can I pick them. Its cool though, he is a blast to be around and a breath of fresh air from myself and my parents and dog. And we do fun stuff like watch some little kids football game and go for "hikes" in the woods and lay on the golf course and look at stars. There is none of the uncomfortableness. Great! Dont know how he feels about me though, cuz I suck at figuring out males. I figure if he is still talking to me, thats a good sign. haha. yeah, so not much else going on. Now I am off to do my daily errands so I can get back to bed so I can go back to work at the gas station over night. For my Brother:

"Dun Dunna Dun Dunna Dunna Dun Dun....Rock LOBSTER"

where the hell have I been?

Gone for months at a time and then I return to continue my rants about nothing. Lets see...first the goings on in my life. I got a dog, he is a husky, his name is Luka, I love him lots. Still have no job, working at the cum farm is getting to me. Interviewed with Target for an executive position...that would be good. I wouldnt mind that, havent heard back yet, we shall see how it goes, but im not holding my breath. Nobody wants to hire me!! Sucks to have a college degree and work at a gas station...thats right, I HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE!!! As of August 18, 2005 my requirements for my bachelors were completed. 128 credits and a degree in Sociology later, NO JOB!! WTF?!?! The little blonde bimbo that works at the CF with me quit, Norma aka lil Jimmy, aka the only reason i dont mind working on sundays interviewed for Target so if she leaves and Im still there I dont know what I will do. I am getting an App. for Liberty just cuz I need a job and thats something social servicesish. Ok, enough about the lack of job. I have no life right now, I hang out with the parentals, GM, and my dog. I NEED TO BE WITH PEOPLE MY OWN AGE!!! Im going insane. It is actually starting to hurt. I am going to the dirty Jersey Oct. 14 to see my friends and watch my little's play cuz shes awesome and I love her. That is, if I dont get a new job. Limbo is a crappy ass place to be. I just wanna win the lotto and go where I want. First stop Australia to see my best, second stop, England to see my Dex, and from there who knows. Ok so this was apparently the random catch up blog and we will see how it all goes from here in terms of me keeping up with things. we shall see we shall see. Gram hasnt said anything good lately so no GM quotes today, however i let you all in on how batty she is going...yesterday she told me aunt sue and uncle greg were coming this weekend. Aunt sue and uncle greg used to live in NJ. They dont anymore. They arent alive. So who knows whats going on here. Batty. So Later sugar muffins and ill quote some songs till i get some good GM quotes.

"the love shack is a little old place where we can get together...love shack baby"

What the...?

Heard a radio ad for something called shock coffee. Very wierd!!!! Part of the ad jingle goes, "raise your cock with shock" and I just wanted to discuss this whole theory. So lets now talk about how I emailed my friends and family and asked them to do me a favor and only half respond......Who responds?? MY GOOD FREINDS Jessica "J-Ho from the block" Horton and Amanda "Dirty socks in bra" Haponski, my lovely little sister Megan "Heffie the heffer" Dinihanian, as well as my Aunt Jean. Who doesnt respond?!?!?!?!? My former best friend Heather "Im too cool for you all because Im in Australia" Close (P.S. check out her blog at Closey14.blogspot.com), my own brother Dan "the Bank God" Bucenec, my Big Sister, Erin "i love the horse cock" Bielski, and many others who arent important enough to mention because Im not important enough to get a response. So to my friends who did respond, I love you all, and to the rest of you BITE ME!!! haaha....ok, so just a shortie today, but wanted to all let you know,

'The men dont know any better" ~G.M.



*Nicknames in quotations are not meant in a harmful way
**I know you all missed the crazy grandma quotes so they are back again....she just hadnt said anything funny until recently.

Lost?!?

Ok, so I am having a little, tiny, itsy bitsy issue.....WHERE THE HELL IS HEATHER MARY CLOSE!!!!!!?????!!!!!!! The girl takes off to Australia and disapears off the face of the earth!!! Now, I know her plane didnt crash, so she isnt lost on an island somewhere with the crazy french woman, the others, a doctor, and a whole mess of other crazies. Now where the hell is she??? Are her fingers broken? Is that why she hasnt emailed any of us yet?? Did she get eaten by a kangaroo??? or, as amanda said, did she become a tazmanian devil?!?!? We all know shes nuts enough to do that. HEATHER WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!! If anyone has any information on an American girl somewhere in Australia by the name Heather Mary Close, please LET US KNOW SHE IS ALIVE!!! Ok, anyway...just a little bitty rant today...gotta bolt now. LOVVIES!!!

The search continues......

Still looking for a job. I hate the Cum Farm. I hate the stupid drunk and retarded customers that come in and think that they own the store. News Flash...YOU DONT OWN THE STORE!!! I OWN THE STORE!! haha, kidding...sort of. So anyway, went to an interview at Best Western. Dont think it went well but I dont care because it would be a pay cut and i cant afford to make less than I already do. Sad. I am po. so poor I cant even afford the last 2 letters. HAHA BAD JOKE YAY!!!!! Ok, so im stuck at the cum farm still. No big, I get away with murder. I can swear and tell customers off and I get a slap on the wrist....I totally own that store. What else...Didnt go to my other interview in Albany because I found out its for me to be an insurance saleswoman. YEA RIGHT!!! NO THANKS! However, I have a phone "screening" this afternoon with Eckerd Youth Alternatives, which I am excited about. It is a job in social services and it is something that I think that I would really really enjoy. Here's the dig...Working at a year round camp with troubled youth. It is a live in position so the pay isnt spectacular but taking into consideration that I wont need to pay rent or for food, it isnt too bad afterall. It will be tough because you live in "tents" and it is hardcore rustic but I will be doing something that I want to do. They sent an email when I submitted my resume that said that they only call the people who look to be most qualified and I GOT A CALL!!! I AM QUALIFIED FOR SOMETHING!!!!!!! YES! College did work! I really hope this phone call goes well and they want to do whatever comes next. That means I get up outta here...HOLLER! I am nervous and excited about this one because its something I really really want. I also got an email that said through initial review of my resume (yes, someone looked at my resume!!) I look like I would be a good candidate for the Youth Counselor position.....I know what your thinking, its a generic letter, but it made me feel special...Im more desirable than someone!!! HA! TAKE THAT!!!! Ok, Im done being a poptart for a while now. Wish me luck and HOLLER!!!

"Hillbillies like it in the HAY!!!!!!!"

Somebody's getting married....

Ok...pop quiz...Where is the title from???? I want to tell you all about a good friend of mine. In the 6th grade I was forced to move to a new school and make all new friends. My frist friend, I think I met her in English class because we sat together or something, cant remember, so if you can...HELP ME OUT!!! Everyone called her STINKY. Why they called her stinky, I do not know, however there are many variations of the story. My personal favorite, thanks to Josh "Prison Bitch" Liebing, is that she used to stuff her bra with dirty gym socks. Mean, yes, funny, HELLA!!!! Anyway, my good friend, the first of many in fort plain, is AMANDA ERIN HAPONSKI. I love Amanda. She kicks ass. However, the bitch keeps moving to random states like Maine and OHIO!!!!!! Who the hell lives in OHIO ANYWAY!! Whatever, she sucks. She always was a wierdo. Now, my friend here has decided to go and get married on me. Very happy she finally settled down with someone who was not nasty ass like Mr. Pete "Run from the Army" Krug. This fine young man whom she is marrying, Mike "I can make that" Bagley, is a great cook (got any brothers? hahaha), a really freaking nice guy, and he actually likes her!!! I always wondered who the hell actually liked her besides me, but now I have found another crazy person. just kidding stinky pooh, I LOVE YOU!!!! Ok, so my friend is getting married and she picked out these really pretty dresses for her bridesmaids (yes I am one, shocking I know). I love them except...........THEY ARE RED!!! I HATE RED!!!!! Ok, done with that. And she has to go and get married in maine.....WHO GETS MARRIED IN MAINE!!!!!! PLUS...she is trying to hook me up with someone they describe as "a charging hippo"..LOVELY! Anyway, I just wanted to talk about my stinky, engaged, wierd ass state moving friend, Amanda. And with that, I leave you with something to ponder.....

"You should get married....Its really fun!" ~G.M.